After nine months of depressing, desultory news – punctuated by occasional blasts of optimism – I assure you, good reader, no one is more anxious to move back to the land of ballin’ and scorin’ than am I. So let’s do it.

Once every four years world-class athletes gather to compete against each other, and for a chance at immortality. Let’s face it: you may accomplish a lot of things in your life but to be known as an Olympic champion is a dream few of us will ever realize.

The Miami Marlins have revamped the franchise this offseason with the hope of contending for their third playoff birth in team history. The team is opening the doors to a brand new stadium this year and can boast a place to call their own for the first time since the team’s inception in 1993.